Me
One crazy sparkly mudda fucka



































The smelliest wizard in the land
I keep the past in the past...
None of your buisness

-Bury your head in the sand: At the first sign of danger you can take refuge under the dirt
This is my kick ass Feature
-Sparkle Power 

I can juggles very good
I got 2 of em

-Zap shit with electrizzzzzity and sparkles 

-Inside Out In a blast of sparkles and a puff of rainbow smoke, your target instantly turns inside out. Skin on the inside with the meat and bones on the outside...
Dirty Robe 
Shiny Staff of Wonder 
Sandles of Speed 
Shades of X-Ray